HAIRY SCARY JUMPING SPIDER BY HOUSE OF MARBLES. LORD PHARTWELL’S COMEDY NOVELTY ITEM FOR THOSE WITH A DISCERNING SENSE OF HUMOUR.

Hairy Scary Jumping Spider by House of Marbles. Lord Phartwell’s comedy novelty item for those with a discerning sense of humour.
Novel and very amusing.

Squeeze the bulb and watch him twitch and make them scream.

Lord Phartwell says:-
In these trying times it is important to maintain a healthy sense of humour. What better way to engender mirth than the discomfort of others?

Laughing at another’s misfortune makes one feel distinctly superior – a hearty dose of schadenfreude is just thing to put pep in one’s step.

The hirsute arachnid confined within this box presents such an alarming monstration as to make strong men swoon and ladies of delicate constitution suffer the screaming ab-dabs.

My favoured method of petrifying presentation involves the concealment of the hairy horror beneath the hearth rug. When the unpleasant twitching is investigated heated hysterics ensue. HILARIOUS!

3+
Not suitable for children under 3, contains small parts which could present a choking hazard.

14.5 x 9.5 x 2cm Packaging
46g